How do you back bud a blue spruce?

[sorce]

almost

Are you insulting me

Not if you are mentally challenged.

Follow.

You are 36.
You have a plan to be master bonsai seller...
You have planted seeds. (bonsai seeds are not real BTW, just regular seeds, most of the time dead)

You are an hour away from your plot.
In Canada no less. (30-60 years till anything is worth more than what Canadians can get now from the dealers YOU called stupid. Who my Nuts buy from, so by default, they are my friends.)

Your plot probably is not sporting a Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch proof fence.
I suppose it is also not guarded by a fellow toting a anti Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch firearm 24/7.

You are concerned with Spruce backbudding, when you should be concerned with what type of root work you are going to do next year, and whether or not you can train and afford to pay one of the 80,000 New "Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" to do said work.
Also known as Syrians.

Then again, it won't be of much concern when spring rolls around and you realize that without the aforementioned Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch proof fence, you don't need to hire anyone, because you didn't already hire said
"Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" (also know As Syrians), to tote that anti Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch firearm.

So you can Probly do all 3-8 trees yourself.
Only to realize, they are not even one of the seeds you planted, but rather, a natural seed, likely dropped in a turd from one of the deer who ate all the rest of the stuff you planted.
(hopefully they are Blue Spruce though huh?) But deer aren't known to eat Spruce cones....so it will Probly be some other species of tree worthless as Bonsai.

But at least you won't have to do any work next spring!
Short ......learn how to use a spray gun to get that Van painted.

Maybe throw a sign it that says,

"Not a stupid Bonsai dealer"

However, that's an oxymoron, so you will likely get mounted by Mounties because they think you are trafficking previously mentioned,"Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" also known as Syrians.

For which you can likely get a jail sentence.....

But the good news is....

If you are good with electricity and a bit MacGyver like, or with the help from the feller mounting you in your cell, (we call him Bubba, maybe you call him Pierre?)
You can still grow a few tropicals in your jail cell!

So my question to you .......

Have you already insulted yourself?

Or will you just continue to insult my friends?

Because at this rate....you will be dead before you make anything worth buying, and unfortunately, you're not going to get any grandkids via anal sex.

Questions?

Sorce

 

[Jeremy]

Not if you are mentally challenged.

Follow.

You are 36.
You have a plan to be master bonsai seller...
You have planted seeds. (bonsai seeds are not real BTW, just regular seeds, most of the time dead)

You are an hour away from your plot.
In Canada no less. (30-60 years till anything is worth more than what Canadians can get now from the dealers YOU called stupid. Who my Nuts buy from, so by default, they are my friends.)

Your plot probably is not sporting a Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch proof fence.
I suppose it is also not guarded by a fellow toting a anti Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch firearm 24/7.

You are concerned with Spruce backbudding, when you should be concerned with what type of root work you are going to do next year, and whether or not you can train and afford to pay one of the 80,000 New "Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" to do said work.
Also known as Syrians.

Then again, it won't be of much concern when spring rolls around and you realize that without the aforementioned Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch proof fence, you don't need to hire anyone, because you didn't already hire said
"Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" (also know As Syrians), to tote that anti Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch firearm.

So you can Probly do all 3-8 trees yourself.
Only to realize, they are not even one of the seeds you planted, but rather, a natural seed, likely dropped in a turd from one of the deer who ate all the rest of the stuff you planted.
(hopefully they are Blue Spruce though huh?) But deer aren't known to eat Spruce cones....so it will Probly be some other species of tree worthless as Bonsai.

But at least you won't have to do any work next spring!
Short ......learn how to use a spray gun to get that Van painted.

Maybe throw a sign it that says,

"Not a stupid Bonsai dealer"

However, that's an oxymoron, so you will likely get mounted by Mounties because they think you are trafficking previously mentioned,"Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" also known as Syrians.

For which you can likely get a jail sentence.....

But the good news is....

If you are good with electricity and a bit MacGyver like, or with the help from the feller mounting you in your cell, (we call him Bubba, maybe you call him Pierre?)
You can still grow a few tropicals in your jail cell!

So my question to you .......

Have you already insulted yourself?

Or will you just continue to insult my friends?

Because at this rate....you will be dead before you make anything worth buying, and unfortunately, you're not going to get any grandkids via anal sex.

Questions?

Sorce

Daaaamn, that's more blunt than my first eBay tool kit! If I ever make it to 'murica @Vance Wood and the 100K @sorce backyard are top of the list

 

[Jeremy]

Followed by a wine tasting with @Adair M

 

[LanceMac10]

Not if you are mentally challenged.

Follow.

You are 36.
You have a plan to be master bonsai seller...
You have planted seeds. (bonsai seeds are not real BTW, just regular seeds, most of the time dead)

You are an hour away from your plot.
In Canada no less. (30-60 years till anything is worth more than what Canadians can get now from the dealers YOU called stupid. Who my Nuts buy from, so by default, they are my friends.)

Your plot probably is not sporting a Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch proof fence.
I suppose it is also not guarded by a fellow toting a anti Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch firearm 24/7.

You are concerned with Spruce backbudding, when you should be concerned with what type of root work you are going to do next year, and whether or not you can train and afford to pay one of the 80,000 New "Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" to do said work.
Also known as Syrians.

Then again, it won't be of much concern when spring rolls around and you realize that without the aforementioned Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch proof fence, you don't need to hire anyone, because you didn't already hire said
"Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" (also know As Syrians), to tote that anti Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch firearm.

So you can Probly do all 3-8 trees yourself.
Only to realize, they are not even one of the seeds you planted, but rather, a natural seed, likely dropped in a turd from one of the deer who ate all the rest of the stuff you planted.
(hopefully they are Blue Spruce though huh?) But deer aren't known to eat Spruce cones....so it will Probly be some other species of tree worthless as Bonsai.

But at least you won't have to do any work next spring!
Short ......learn how to use a spray gun to get that Van painted.

Maybe throw a sign it that says,

"Not a stupid Bonsai dealer"

However, that's an oxymoron, so you will likely get mounted by Mounties because they think you are trafficking previously mentioned,"Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" also known as Syrians.

For which you can likely get a jail sentence.....

But the good news is....

If you are good with electricity and a bit MacGyver like, or with the help from the feller mounting you in your cell, (we call him Bubba, maybe you call him Pierre?)
You can still grow a few tropicals in your jail cell!

So my question to you .......

Have you already insulted yourself?

Or will you just continue to insult my friends?

Because at this rate....you will be dead before you make anything worth buying, and unfortunately, you're not going to get any grandkids via anal sex.

Questions?

Sorce

No clever gif needed.

 

[barrosinc]

I'm betting my money on sorce

 

[AlainK]

The best advice I know (don't skip page 2!):

http://www.bonsai4me.com/AdvTech/ATPiceaPruningstylingandwiring.htm
http://www.bonsai4me.com/AdvTech/ATPiceaPruningstylingandwiring page2.html

From my own experience, it works.

 

[Serloco]

Aw, you poor baby. I see you are throwing a tantrum.. Don't worry it will be ok. The conpetition n my area is none. There are no bonsai growers around where I live. No bonsai here. That is why i called them dumb and lazy. Do you understand? No, obviously you do not. You see to think I have insulted your friend of whom I do not know. The closest bonsai dealers to my area do not sell around me and have a limited, a very limited, selection and opt for only easy and fast growing genus'. But whatever, you can keep throwing your tantrum and assuming I meant you and your friends. You need some wine and a violin.

Apparently you have a hard time growing tree seeds? You think they are all dead and will not sprout? WTF.. All my trees are growing vigorously.

 

[Serloco]

Yes thank Alain, that is the article I had read already.

 

[Redwood Ryan]

Don't worry it will be ok. The conpetition n my area is none. There are no bonsai growers around where I live. No bonsai here. That is why i called them dumb and lazy. Do you understand? No, obviously you do not. You see to think I have insulted your friend of whom I do not know. The closest bonsai dealers to my area do not sell around me and have a limited, a very limited, selection and opt for only easy and fast growing genus'.

You have your heart set on starting the greatest bonsai nursery in Antarctica (or wherever you are, you've yet to update your profile), but there's something you need to understand. Maybe there's just no market up there for people who are into this hobby. Bonsai isn't something that just above can do. Unless it's a mallsai, the average person isn't going to be interested.

You've continuously come on here begging for information, making claims, and insulting people for not believing what you say. You can have the "best dang bonsai nursery" in Antarctica, but if there's no market, or you've offended your key market, no one will be interested.

Good luck.

 

[Redwood Ryan]

Not if you are mentally challenged.

Follow.

You are 36.
You have a plan to be master bonsai seller...
You have planted seeds. (bonsai seeds are not real BTW, just regular seeds, most of the time dead)

You are an hour away from your plot.
In Canada no less. (30-60 years till anything is worth more than what Canadians can get now from the dealers YOU called stupid. Who my Nuts buy from, so by default, they are my friends.)

Your plot probably is not sporting a Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch proof fence.
I suppose it is also not guarded by a fellow toting a anti Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch firearm 24/7.

You are concerned with Spruce backbudding, when you should be concerned with what type of root work you are going to do next year, and whether or not you can train and afford to pay one of the 80,000 New "Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" to do said work.
Also known as Syrians.

Then again, it won't be of much concern when spring rolls around and you realize that without the aforementioned Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch proof fence, you don't need to hire anyone, because you didn't already hire said
"Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" (also know As Syrians), to tote that anti Moose/Deer/Sasqwatch firearm.

So you can Probly do all 3-8 trees yourself.
Only to realize, they are not even one of the seeds you planted, but rather, a natural seed, likely dropped in a turd from one of the deer who ate all the rest of the stuff you planted.
(hopefully they are Blue Spruce though huh?) But deer aren't known to eat Spruce cones....so it will Probly be some other species of tree worthless as Bonsai.

But at least you won't have to do any work next spring!
Short ......learn how to use a spray gun to get that Van painted.

Maybe throw a sign it that says,

"Not a stupid Bonsai dealer"

However, that's an oxymoron, so you will likely get mounted by Mounties because they think you are trafficking previously mentioned,"Canada Version of Hard working Mexican fellers" also known as Syrians.

For which you can likely get a jail sentence.....

But the good news is....

If you are good with electricity and a bit MacGyver like, or with the help from the feller mounting you in your cell, (we call him Bubba, maybe you call him Pierre?)
You can still grow a few tropicals in your jail cell!

So my question to you .......

Have you already insulted yourself?

Or will you just continue to insult my friends?

Because at this rate....you will be dead before you make anything worth buying, and unfortunately, you're not going to get any grandkids via anal sex.

Questions?

Sorce

This is probably the best thing you've ever posted on the internet ever.

 

[aml1014]

This is probably the best thing you've ever posted on the internet ever.

I'll agree on this. Lol

Also, enjoy growing from seed, they may be mature enough to begin training in I don't know 50 YEARS!!! Spruce are slow, this may be why people in your area are more geared toward fast growing species.

Aaron

 

[Serloco]

No, you are wrong. There is a great market here. I talked to many people and nearly every one of them would love to get into the industry but they have nowhere to buy trees. Bonsai is interesting and beautiful ad there are so many people who love trees and nature and art My trees will sell themselves

 

[Serloco]

50 years eh? Well that is just stupid.

 

[Serloco]

Redwood Ryan, you seem to like lying. I asked for help on one specific tree only yet you claim I asked for help all over the forum. The truth should remain a truth and not be bent and twisted to your desires.

 

[sorce]

All my trees are growing vigorously

I'll check back with you in an hour.

This is serious for your benefit.
With a clear dose of entertainment.

I know what a tantrum reads like.
Reckon you need anti monkey butt powder to cure it.

I am actually starting to believe you may not be a troll, with the weak .....

Aw, you poor baby. I see you are throwing a tantrum..

Line.

Which leads me back to....

if you are mentally challenged.

Of which I know many people are afraid to get a diagnosis of.

Not an attack...just the truth..

Offering a space for an answer of
"No".

After which we may be able to discuss the true pros and cons of this endeavor.

Of course.......

If there are truly no vendors in your area, there is a 90% likelihood there are also no customers....

So why again would anyone buy shipped seedlings from you, to the tune of you profiting, when Nader (Canada) has so many beautiful native species to collect anyhow?

Sorce

 

[aml1014]

50 years eh? Well that is just stupid.

Lol if you say so.

How about you update the thread when you start training?

And your right, bonsai are beautiful, but many do not realize what it's like to care for them, let alone thousands of trees. I take care of 15000+ 5gl and larger trees and shrubs EVERY DAY. That means water twice a day, fertilize once a week, pruning, and dealing with pests . I know how fast things grow, and I'm in a warmer climate. Do what you do bro, but if there's one thing in this world Im awesome at, it's horticulture. You may think im stupid, but your arrogant. People are annoying.

Aaron

 

[Redwood Ryan]

Redwood Ryan, you seem to like lying. I asked for help on one specific tree only yet you claim I asked for help all over the forum. The truth should remain a truth and not be bent and twisted to your desires.

Well no, you also were super excited about the rare blue 'purple ghost' maple.

 

[Serloco]

Oh yes, my pee reaches farther then yours. I have been working in the nursery business for over 10 years now. When I went to school even the teachers would ask me how to grow certain plants and tress because of my magical green thumb.

Hey man, I only said your comment was stupid because it was. If it takes you 50 years to start training that is not good growing! Think it over dude. You are not speaking to a novice grower. I plant over 20 000 trees a year to sell to the conservation authorities.

 

[Redwood Ryan]

Oh yes, my pee reaches farther then yours. I have been working in the nursery business for over 10 years now. When I went to school even the teachers would ask me how to grow certain plants and tress because of my magical green thumb.

So magical we've yet to see a single picture of the so called trees!

 

[Serloco]

Well no, you also were super excited about the rare blue 'purple ghost' maple.

Yeah sure, but you dont even understand that i am partially color blind. I can see colours but can not distinguish them apart from some colors. Blue and purple are difficult for me to tell the difference from. That is why I said the Ghost was purple because I thought it was.