Harsh insults to bonsai.

[Mike Corazzi]

Use at your own risk.

Your mother was a stratified SEED !!
I wouldn't hire you if you were the last air layer in the world!
Yep...... I ..did.. say "SAP!" So what're you gonna do about it?
You try that one more time and I'm getting the root pruner!
You aren't fooling me. You go dormant EVERY year!
Okay..... you guys sit on your nebari for the rest of the trip!
I don't care how much you flower...you're NOT getting new soil!
YES! ..........Yes, these ARE scissors!
So what? You still look like a GRAFT !!


Got some of your own?
Post em.

 

[misfit11]

Your mame is so fat...

 

[moke]

Your root is way unproportional to your trunk!!!

 

[Dav4]

That dude's all jin and no shari...

 

[just.wing.it]

You're as dense as a pot-bound maple!

Your soil mix holds no water with me, sir!

 

[Woocash]

Talk about inverse taper...

 

[Mike Corazzi]

Talk about inverse taper...

That's just mean.

 

[Forsoothe!]

This is going to hurt me more than you. Bend over...

Here, take a big gulp of this insecticide, it's good for what ails you!

What's that white stuff all over you? It's... moving...

Gee, your flowers smell nice! I guess it's time to give you some manure tea.

You have a thorny personality! Very prickly.

Yes, this is a saw. What do you suppose I'm going to do with it?

 

[Nybonsai12]

I saw your mom gettin wired by two guys at the same time.

 

[Marty626]

You’re nothing but a Mallsai!

 

[Marty626]

Mom said you were a sacrificial branch!

 

[BrianBay9]

You were grafted.

 

[just.wing.it]

That's just mean.

I thought that was a positive remark for a well endowed woman....

 

[Atom#28]

“PFFFFFT. Bonsai? More like a bonsai look-alike. I bet you weren’t even made 500 years ago by a Japanese man!”

 

[thumblessprimate1]

@markyscott says his is bigger than @Adair M 's.

 

[Forsoothe!]

You're old and wrinkled, but I love you even more!

 

[Wires_Guy_wires]

Cracked and aged bark, needles falling out, exposed roots, I don't know of you're a parking lot hooker or a bonsai tree.

 

[Grovic]

You call that a first branch? I've seen 1 year old mames with more wood down there.

 

[canoeguide]

Your momma is a tanuki with chlorosis.

Chumono? More like chumoNO WAY.

 

[BrianBay9]

Crackpot!