Harsh insults to bonsai.

[brentwood]

You're a hedge! Rough picture, from Arthur..

 

[amatbrewer]

"Excuse me, but my foliage is up here…"

 

[plant_dr]

"You have no nebari!"

"You have no nebari!"

 

[sorce]

@Woocash derived.

Looks like you fell out the ugly human!
And hit a penis on the way down!

Sorce

 

[sorce]

You better produce or you're going back to the side of the road with the rest of the stamen suckers.

Sorce

 

[BrianBay9]

Your ramification is crude. You are sooo unrefined!

 

[Wires_Guy_wires]

"Oh wow, it looked bigger in the pictures!"

 

[HorseloverFat]

This thread...
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[Dzhokar]

Do you even ______ bro?
(prune, wire, bonsai etc )

 

[HorseloverFat]

Watch it, bud! *shakes fist*

 

[Forsoothe!]

Bonsai: look at a nice bush and see what comes up!

 

[Adair M]

Does this pot make my trunk look fat?

 

[MrWunderful]

You need to clean out under your trunk, its a soggy mess down there.

 

[PaleFire]

That's not traditional!!!

 

[Dzhokar]

Sorry for ogling your bush.... I was just imagining the things I could do with it.

 

[Forsoothe!]

We are gathered here today to commend our beloved to the next life... Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...

 

[Dzhokar]

What?? I was just seeing if there was any crotch growth I needed to take care of.

*edit* yes, I went there.

 

[Dzhokar]

ok last one...

You're such a borer....

 

[BrianBay9]

Your mother self-pollinated

 

[BrianBay9]

Or, Your mother cross pollinated with another species