Harsh insults to bonsai.

[AZbonsai]

Yes...I am going to root prune you and your going to like it!

No...were not there yet!

What do you mean the pots too small?

Yes...that's a wood chipper. What about it?

I don't care what gauge you think you need. This is what I have!

Look....one day without water is not going to kill you!

Your going to wish you had root rot if you throw one more bar branch.

 

[Mike Hennigan]

Use at your own risk.

Your mother was a stratified SEED !!
I wouldn't hire you if you were the last air layer in the world!
Yep...... I ..did.. say "SAP!" So what're you gonna do about it?
You try that one more time and I'm getting the root pruner!
You aren't fooling me. You go dormant EVERY year!
Okay..... you guys sit on your nebari for the rest of the trip!
I don't care how much you flower...you're NOT getting new soil!
YES! ..........Yes, these ARE scissors!
So what? You still look like a GRAFT !!


Got some of your own?
Post em.

Don’t quit your day job .

 

[Schmikah]

Talk about inverse taper...

Damn... shots fired.

 

[just.wing.it]

Damn... shots fired.

All depends on your perception.....i still see a big titted woman.

 

[Joe Dupre']

Nice potted plant you have there.

(Looking at a tree you've been working on for 10 years) "Hey, looks like you just got a new landscape tree from the nursery."

 

[Forsoothe!]

You can't go a day without a drink...

 

[just.wing.it]

You can't go a day without a drink...

Another thing my trees and I have in common.

 

[Woocash]

That's just mean.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game man

 

[Woocash]

Damn... shots fired.

Shots fired, fell of the bench and hit every shelf on the way down!

 

[Woocash]

All depends on your perception.....i still see a big titted woman.

You really need to lay off the fertiliser man...

 

[just.wing.it]

You really need to lay off the fertiliser man...

Hey.....dont hate the player....

 

[Sn0W]

I think you guys have been in isolation too long...

 

[substratum]

Big leafing twig.

 

[Tropheus72]

Midget...!

 

[AZbonsai]

Midget...!

You can't say that anymore. Little tree.

 

[Tropheus72]

It's time for you to branch out and leave. But man ...you're so rooted!

What's that,? You just want a trim? Short back and sides, you say? Haha
What about down below? (Has a look) Oh, hell no! There's no way I'm touching that!!!

 

[AaronThomas]

Is that a leader or you just happy to see me?

(((shaking head in shame))))

 

[Carol 83]

Wow, obviously bonsai is not taking up up enough of your time. Maybe you need another hobby.

 

[Mike Corazzi]

Wow, obviously bonsai is not taking up up enough of your time. Maybe you need another hobby.

Is that an insult or only an observation?

 

[Carol 83]

Is that an insult or only an observation?

Not an insult at all. Just seems like you've been feeling frivolous lately, which isn't bad at all we probably all need a little levity right now.