Unsafe at any speed... Fiskar multi-purpose "garden snips"

[19Mateo83]

Kinda like selling this “tactical spear” as a garden spade…. It comes with a sheath too

 

[shohin_branches]

Kinda like selling this “tactical spear” as a garden spade…. It comes with a sheath too
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New root slayer just dropped!

 

[Michael P]

That's what I needed at those garden clubs!

 

[Mikecheck123]

I was astonished at how effortlessly the American Bonsai shears snipped off the end of my thumb. But I think that's the kind of cutting prowess that people want.

It was a fun little trip to the emergency room, but nothing serious.

 

[shohin_branches]

I was astonished at how effortlessly the American Bonsai shears snipped off the end of my thumb. But I think that's the kind of cutting prowess that people want.

It was a fun little trip to the emergency room, but nothing serious.

Now that it's tasted flesh the shears have to be put down.

 

[blackadam]

Strict culling policy..

 

[Bonsai Nut]

Now that it's tasted flesh the shears have to be put down.

Exactly. I feel a Steven King novel coming on

 

[Bonsai Nut]

I was astonished at how effortlessly the American Bonsai shears snipped off the end of my thumb. But I think that's the kind of cutting prowess that people want.

It was a fun little trip to the emergency room, but nothing serious.

I hear if you cut back your thumb, your body redirects your energy and you grow taller. At least that's what ChatGPT told me

 

[Orion_metalhead]

I hear if you cut back your thumb, your body redirects your energy and you grow taller. At least that's what ChatGPT told me

You must be a conifer, I was told I end up with two, smaller thumbs...