My non traditional bonsai

The worst part about him is there is no regulating the fertilizer.
It just keeps coming out.
I call his bathroom spot out back PooPoo City.
 
That's the first Bull Terrier I've seen in a while. I would think anything that goes near your trees gets a little action with him. Those guys are tough and fearless.
Please tell me you didn't name him Spuds.
 
Nah. Not Spuds. This is my second BT.. have a third too. None are named "Spuds" or "Chico" or "Target." They're tough and fearless, but pretty much clowns. If pit bulls are the John Waynes of dogdom, BTs are Cary Grant.
 
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My "Buddy" was the best dog I ever had, and there have been quite a few. Mostly Shepherd. Smart, obedient, loving. RIP Bud.
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I also had a German Shepherd mix called Buddy. Small world.
 
So this one time, back when I was serving court papers, I had to serve divorce papers to a feller up North, in Antioch, by the chain of lakes at the top of the Fox River. The semi-sticks.
The shotgun porches.

I get out there, and realize the map had placed the address wrong, that's why no one could find it. They said the feller was in construction, that's why I had to be there in the dark before 6AM. So I find this car, a stickered up old Buick. Looking like a construction car, so upon a closer look, I found the right place.

Problem was, A giant all around fence, and 2 dwellings inside. So I go knock on the one with the lights on, after carefully surveying the yard for killers.

So when the father came to the door, out comes A SHEPARD JUST AS BIG AND BLACK AS THEY COME. Some small talk about why I was there led to me asking if I can pet it, not that I really wanted to, He said, "I wouldn't". Shit.

I kind of felt like someone was holding a gun in my face. I think I skipped right passed the spine tingling, that tells you danger "could" be near, I went right into "don't make the wrong move" happy thoughts, happy thoughts!

The father told me his son was home in the other place so I got him. The whole time knowing one German word would send me to the hospital or worse. It was one of those German, German Shepards. Like he spoke German. Like if I ate a bagel for breakfast before, it would have just killed me, sans command.

Anyway, that is my story.

Second best thing to a bear!
Which I still wish you the best on!

Sorce
 
VAFisher said:
Speaking of non traditional - this is Rocky Balboa. As you can tell, he's always deep in thought.

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Look at that guy! He's awesome! My Grandma had an English Bulldog. She was a lovey girl but could she put on the fierce face.
Rocky is a cool looking customer.
 
M. Frary said:
Look at that guy! He's awesome! My Grandma had an English Bulldog. She was a lovey girl but could she put on the fierce face.
Rocky is a cool looking customer.
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He looks kinda like a bulldog but he's actually half shar pei and half pug. He snores like a pug (can wake the dead), has the skin problems of a shar pei and he's starting to get pretty grumpy in his old age. He's my buddy.
 
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