The Personality Types In Bonsai

[Cajunrider]

Before: "Banzai!!!!!"
After: "Did I do that?"

 

[Crawforde]

I think a 6 month old puppy sums up my personality quite well.
Picture this: Oh, a tree! OoOh a stick! OH a SEEDLING! Wait.. where's that tree?! Oh right, I was annealing wire and doing groceries, during a repoooh another stick! Dang what a nice day. Time for coffee. Then do something else, find cold coffee, start again.

It's not a personality, it's a way of life.
Spend a day in my shoes and you'll be happy with your own well structured brain.

Sounds familiar
At work and in my yard.

 

[penumbra]

I like plants better than people.

 

[A. Gorilla]

I like plants better than people.

Oh here we go...

 

[penumbra]

Oh here we go...

.........and other primates.

 

[Forsoothe!]

Basically.....Basically.

Edit:
(INTJ= Introvert, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.)(.....its a lonely group of about 2% of the world's population....but I'm cool with that. Any others here?)

2% ? Not too good with the math thing, eh?

 

[just.wing.it]

2% ? Not too good with the math thing, eh?

Its all relative.
But no.
Of the 15 other given types, there is only one smaller....the INFJ....Feeling instead of Thinking...aka the liberal version of me.

 

[ShadyStump]

It's called "retirement".

I thought it was called kids?
Or maybe trees?
Or, ya know, life in a nutshell.

 

[Shogun610]

lol what did I do here.. y’all are missing the joke

 

[Cajunrider]

lol what did I do here.. y’all are missing the joke

Did we really?
You can take all the answers here and do a Bonsai Dude Perfect video easily.

 

[Shogun610]

Alright alright so far ,added some too…again this isn’t meant to offend anyone we just playin’…
let’s see list is:
-The “I like trees more than people”
-INJT
-WTF u mean ERC not bonsai worthy
-The “Does this look normal” near death bonsai
-Stick in fancy pot “got this Fukien tea from Wigerts for next to nothing , in this this Ichikawa Taishu antique pot”
-The Mirai disciple “wow eve is hot, I just wanna bonsai In the wilderness bro ”
-The “Lift heavy things to lift heavy trees”
-*Digs up twig in mulch front yard* “mY fIrSt YaMaDoRi”
-the ex-hippy socks and sandals right branch , left branch , back branch
-the “woah , bonsai! , woah , that’s a big bonsai too” tree spotter
- the “yeah , Pondys are great but I’d graft JBP”
- The low key phone pics on speed dial , “look what I did” when you show them your tree
-the Fan girl- “Bjorn , Ryan , my Italian Bonsai Dream ”

 

[Cajunrider]

Alright alright so far ,added some too…again this isn’t meant to offend anyone we just playin’…
let’s see list is:
-The “I like trees more than people”
-INJT
-WTF u mean ERC not bonsai worthy
-The “Does this look normal” near death bonsai
-Stick in fancy pot “got this Fukien tea from Wigerts for next to nothing , in this this Ichikawa Taishu antique pot”
-The Mirai disciple “wow eve is hot, I just wanna bonsai In the wilderness bro ”
-The “Lift heavy things to lift heavy trees”
-*Digs up twig in mulch front yard* “mY fIrSt YaMaDoRi”
-the ex-hippy socks and sandals right branch , left branch , back branch
-the “woah , bonsai! , woah , that’s a big bonsai too” tree spotter
- the “yeah , Pondys are great but I’d graft JBP”
- The low key phone pics on speed dial , “look what I did” when you show them your tree
-the Fan girl- “Bjorn , Ryan , my Italian Bonsai Dream ”

You missed mine
The “Oh shit! I shouldn't have dived in that shallow end.”

 

[A. Gorilla]

Oh hay guys, I am studying bunjae in Korea and therefore, nobody can contradict anything I say on the super unique Korean analogue species. Its way more complicated than taking a species, deleting "japanese" from in front of it and replacing with "korean".

So, so, sooooo unique.

I totally wasn't over here first to teach english and then stumbled on some bonsai guy who needed a laborer.

 

[ShadyStump]

lol what did I do here.. y’all are missing the joke

Can't have humor without a good story.
Can't have a good story without conflict.

Hey, at least I thought better about my idea of posting bonsai personalities to mental disorders in the DSM.
(I'm nuts. I can make those jokes. Right? Right?)

 

[bluone23]

Yamadori guy
likes hunting more than bonsai its self

 

[Forsoothe!]

The thrill of the hunt is not new or unique.

 

[bluone23]

By hunting I meant hunting trees

 

[penumbra]

The thrill of the hunt is not new or unique.

Yet it is forever new in the mind of the hunter.

 

[ShadyStump]

Yamadori guy
likes hunting more than bonsai its self

 

[ShadyStump]

The Pot Head
They're really only into cool pottery, then wanted something to put in their pots.