I vary by the seasons just like a tree.
From early January til end of February, I am a pensive type trying to figure out what I will do next. Pot selection, repot plans, etc.
From February through March, I am
MAD AND MEAN! It is repotting time and I am a rabid wolverine. My vocabulary is predominantly
shit, fuck, goddammit, piss on this and everything else and STAY OUT OF MY WAY !!
After March, I ...
begin.. to normalize. I will backslide with inclement weather and/or noticing that a tree is not
FULLY anchored in whatever I stuck it in.
April through beginning of June, I am pleasantly mesmerized with the development of foliage and confirmation that my wiring WAS ok. During this period, I am fairly approachable by cautious people and do not ordinarily bite.
June through September, I revert to the spring vocabulary of
" shit, fuck, goddammit, piss on this and everything else"...with the addition of
FUCK THIS HEAT !!!
After September.... (barring an extension of the broiling valley scorch)..... I begin to become the person I aspire to be that enjoys bonsai. Watching growth, moderating irrigation, removal of minor pests or wayward little sticks.
However, Santa...... I may still not be what you consider a "good boy" but will try to do penance for the early spring behavior.




