Nuts, need your expert counsil. Would you buy it?

I am weird, the first thing I noticed was the phallic protrusion from the trunk.

As a "joke tree" I would pick it up and go with the protrusion as the "focal point". But a funny tree on my budget is less than $25. I would pass on it. The skill needed to make a "serious bonsai" out of this tree is fairly high, the time needed is likely over a decade. There is easier to work with material to work with out there that is much cheaper.
 
For $100, No I would not buy it. Not worth it IMO.

Roots are a mess
Its grafted and its not a good graft

I would save that $100 and keep saving to buy a nice JBP pre bonsai instead.

Ive bought better for less money.
 
Maybe you could make an aroused Ent.

You have to do this! :p

I would buy it, but I'm a noob and buy lots of things that pique my interest. Plus I like it just how it is. Now I need to go find an aroused Ent for my patio...
 
Back
Top Bottom