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Nonsense Rascal
I would be very interested in this "ass oil spray". If I eat the correct foods can I make this naturally? Sounds like the "application" could be pretty fun too!
I'm pretty sure, The Garment, has some of the cultures necessary to reproduce your own AOS.
Of course, in your climate, there will be a different rate of decay, which, if you are not careful, will kill the neighbors dog. If the other neighbors alligator didn't already get to it.
This is assuming you have not sold The Garment on EBay, lost it to seals, or otherwise misplaced such a well documented piece of internet lore.
You also must place a call to none other than the most well known lover of Foemina Xmas trees, to see if you can get hold of Peppermint Patty, who without, the whole endeavor might as well be called off.
Let's face it. There's a lot more to ass oil spray than garlic farts and dead vampires.
Not that Vampires can't survive a @GGB , good garlic belch, but a Day Old Garlic fart? No chance. NO chance!
I think a squirrel killing contest is in order.
Sorce