I want to hear more arguments ..Bonsai Humor Thread No. 2

[SailDesign]

In keeping with the "Humor" part of the thread title.....

 

[Burl]

I just got my first yamadori (named Bob) and I am training it to be a deciduous indoor juniper so I can appreciate the fall colours and later the branch structure in winter.
I cleaned the roots of all those little fibrous roots to accent the main roots structure.
Do you guys think this even needs a pot or can I just mist the roots every other day and maybe sometimes put an icecube in there as a snack?
I am putting this one in my portfolio for when I apply for a Japanese apprentenship.
Styling critiques are welcome after I finished the defoliation.

 

[Desert O'Piñon]

I just got my first yamadori (named Bob) and I am training it to be a deciduous indoor juniper so I can appreciate the fall colours and later the branch structure in winter.
I cleaned the roots of all those little fibrous roots to accent the main roots structure.
Do you guys think this even needs a pot or can I just mist the roots every other day and maybe sometimes put an icecube in there as a snack?
I am putting this one in my portfolio for when I apply for a Japanese apprentenship.
Styling critiques are welcome after I finished the defoliation.
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This is amazing work! You must keep us updated; I can't wait to see the awesome deadwood features!

 

[Joe Dupre']

I just got my first yamadori (named Bob) and I am training it to be a deciduous indoor juniper so I can appreciate the fall colours and later the branch structure in winter.
I cleaned the roots of all those little fibrous roots to accent the main roots structure.
Do you guys think this even needs a pot or can I just mist the roots every other day and maybe sometimes put an icecube in there as a snack?
I am putting this one in my portfolio for when I apply for a Japanese apprentenship.
Styling critiques are welcome after I finished the defoliation.



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Misting every other day is overkill. Junipers like to dry out. A light mist every other week should be fine

 

[BrianBay9]

I just got my first yamadori (named Bob) and I am training it to be a deciduous indoor juniper so I can appreciate the fall colours and later the branch structure in winter.
I cleaned the roots of all those little fibrous roots to accent the main roots structure.
Do you guys think this even needs a pot or can I just mist the roots every other day and maybe sometimes put an icecube in there as a snack?
I am putting this one in my portfolio for when I apply for a Japanese apprentenship.
Styling critiques are welcome after I finished the defoliation.



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Don't defoliate until you get maximum enjoyment from the fall colors. Should be seeing golden brown any moment!

 

[Attmos]

This is amazing work! You must keep us updated; I can't wait to see the awesome deadwood features!

I can't tell if he's being serious, if you're being serious, or what in the hell is going on here.... lol

 

[Michigan Tree Murderer]

I can't tell if he's being serious, if you're being serious, or what in the hell is going on here.... lol

This is the Bizarro thread. Up is Down, Down is Sideways. It's all Snark and Sarcasm. Attach pants to head and enjoy.

 

[Attmos]

This is the Bizarro thread. Up is Down, Down is Sideways. It's all Snark and Sarcasm. Attach pants to head and enjoy.

Ok that makes sense. lol

 

[Desert O'Piñon]

I can't tell if he's being serious, if you're being serious, or what in the hell is going on here.... lol

My work here is done.

 

[leatherback]

This conversation is bending like the limb on this tree.

[found online, not mine]

 

[Desert O'Piñon]

This conversation is bending like the limb on this tree.
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[found online, not mine]

That's not a scar. That's character.