Michigan Tree Murderer
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Diversifying the conversation a bit here, but I don't kill spiders when my kids freak out about one in the house. I catch them and move them to the garden.
I've been having more trouble with grasshoppers this year than aphids, so I was disappointed when the garden shop was out of praying mantis. Spiders - especially wolf spiders and other stalking species - and scorpions are pretty damn good about the job, but a little more pesky to people. Just watch where you put your hands when weeding.
You can go to a store and buy praying mantis, or it's a online store? I want to go to this store. Wife can wait in the car, so she doesn't freak out. lol