Bonsai Meme War

[Shogun610]

So, should BNut have a dating forum?

Hahaha *whoosh*

 

[Wulfskaar]

Yep! You know it’s bad when I’m out at 10 PM with a flashlight making sure my Bonsai has survive the day View attachment 444329

Exactly! This one is for me.

 

[Shogun610]

 

[Shogun610]

 

[BillsBayou]

So, should BNut have a dating forum?

There's a dating app for bonsai artists called "Timbr". You don't post pictures of yourself. You post pictures of your trees. To determine potential matches, you're given two options: Full cascade, and Formal Upright. Only when you match can you meet.

Beside Gender-Seeking-Gender, there are sub-categories such as Male Evergreen seeking Female Deciduous, and "Non-Organics Only". It's pretty wild.

 

[Shogun610]

There's a dating app for bonsai artists called "Timbr". You don't post pictures of yourself. You post pictures of your trees. To determine potential matches, you're given two options: Full cascade, and Formal Upright. Only when you match can you meet.

Beside Gender-Seeking-Gender, there are sub-categories such as Male Evergreen seeking Female Deciduous, and "Non-Organics Only". It's pretty wild.

*looking for a big Pinus

 

[ShadyStump]

There's a dating app for bonsai artists called "Timbr". You don't post pictures of yourself. You post pictures of your trees. To determine potential matches, you're given two options: Full cascade, and Formal Upright. Only when you match can you meet.

Beside Gender-Seeking-Gender, there are sub-categories such as Male Evergreen seeking Female Deciduous, and "Non-Organics Only". It's pretty wild.

THAT'S IT!!!
Morbid curiosity piqued.
Review forthcoming.

 

[BillsBayou]

Morbid curiosity piqued.

NO PIQUEING!

 

[Shogun610]

THAT'S IT!!!
Morbid curiosity piqued.
Review forthcoming.

Hey Baby I’m Fukien Hornbeam , Persimmon to graft that Pinus Rigida? I’m going to Kumquat

 

[ShadyStump]

WOW
It's actually a little weird how legit this Timber app is.
Hard to describe just how it works, but it's seriously a tree hookup thing, but in an awkwardly family friendly way.
Here's the article I found.

[Parody] Video | Introducing Timber: the Only Dating App for Trees - Leaf & Limb

It's time for your trees to fall... in love.

www.leaflimb.com

 

[Crazy Diamond]

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I iDenTifY as a Itoigawa you know.... Sir this is a Wendys

 

[ShadyStump]

NO PIQUEING!

Too late.

 

[Cajunrider]

Too late.

Yep. You've already become a piquant!

 

[nuttiest]

 

[ShadyStump]

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Every soil war ever.

Also, @HorseloverFat and @19Mateo83 need to stop ganging up on @Potawatomi13 like that. It's not fair.

 

[Backwardsvg]

WOW
It's actually a little weird how legit this Timber app is.
Hard to describe just how it works, but it's seriously a tree hookup thing, but in an awkwardly family friendly way.
Here's the article I found.

[Parody] Video | Introducing Timber: the Only Dating App for Trees - Leaf & Limb

It's time for your trees to fall... in love.

www.leaflimb.com

Is that @sorce in the bee costume runnin around?

 

[ShadyStump]

Is that @sorce in the bee costume runnin around?

I think it is!
Dude seriously has an adventurous side.

 

[19Mateo83]

I’ll just leave this here

 

[A. Gorilla]

 

[nuttiest]

I’ll just leave this here
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wow that face could mean anything.
I just got my first jbp and GOT this man.
Also I am pooping right now.