Bonsai Humor Thread. You know you practice bonsai when.....

[The Barber]

When your wife/gf cracks jokes such as, "daaamn check out the trunk on that tree", or "daaaaamn check out the nebari on that tree" constantly.

It is OK though she has a succulent addiction so I find my ways to poke back at her.

 

[vp999]

When you run out of blue pills and want to wire “the branch”, yet you follow the bonsai practice and wire it downward.

Thanks for the visual uncle C !

 

[M. Frary]

When you always have a root tamer shovel and nursery pots in the back of your car.

 

[Desert O'Piñon]

It is OK though she has a succulent addiction so I find my ways to poke back at her.

"poke"? Succulents, or cactus as well?
Lol

 

[Desert O'Piñon]

...when you plan your entire desert landscape to provide the maximum shade possible starting around noon.

 

[Desert O'Piñon]

...when you literally can't see the forest for the trees.

 

[Mikecheck123]

My fourth grader's homework was traumatizing today. For me.

 

[Shogun610]

You have at least one wire bundle that you can’t seem to untangle

 

[LeftHandLuke]

You find the strength to compost a handful of cuttings… but the guilt still lingers.

 

[ShadyStump]

You find the strength to compost a handful of cuttings… but the guilt still lingers.

I still deal with this, and I've actively been trying to cut back the plant projects since last year.