"Yes, officer, I threw away the trees. I didn't feel right about taking money for something so valuable that I didn't earn. So, rather than return them or put them in a safe place where they could be recovered by the proper authorities or owner, I simply threw them into a riverbed where they died and were inaccessible. So you'll never be able to recover them to prove or disprove my story. If you don't find them, it's because some rando took them before you got there."