Video Tutorials/Training to Grow Better Fertilize.

[marvek32]

Hey, I need complete training videos to make my fertilize grow better, faster and healthier. I have faced loss from previous 3 years and now i really need these. Please serious members only. I don;t want any bullshit replies. thanks

 

[Smoke]

All fertilize is bullshit.

no, really.

 

[Martin Sweeney]

Al,

I think you may have that backwards?

Regards,
Martin

 

[october]

Like all cactus are succulents, but not all succulents are cactus.

So while all bullshit is fertilizer, not all fertilizer is bullshit. Now we are getting somewhere.

Rob

 

[jk_lewis]

Fertilizing is not rocket science, though many folks seem to want to make it that way.

Go to your local nursery, big box store, garden center, etc., and buy almost any houseplant fertilizer. Every box/package/bottle of fertilizer sold in the USA is supposed to have an analysis of its contents on the label. Look for one with fairly even numbers after Nitrogen Phosphorous and Potassium, like 8-10-15, or 10-15-30, etc. (Don't buy one that has a zero after one of those).

Follow directions on the label to mix (if necessary). Fertilize every 2 weeks at concentration directed on the label.

 

[Smoke]

Al,

I think you may have that backwards?

Regards,
Martin

I was speaking of "fertilize". It is well known in the bonsai world that fertilize is always a mixture of bullshit and sarcasim.

This "fertilizer" that October speaks of is a different animal. This fertilizer could be rabbitshit for all we know. The "lizer" part could mean some kind of neuro catylist with systic thromboloids changing the ionic departiculosis of the kitty litter.

Installing a disgronificator valve on your water hose should take care of the problem.

 

[Martin Sweeney]

I was speaking of "fertilize". It is well known in the bonsai world that fertilize is always a mixture of bullshit and sarcasim.

This "fertilizer" that October speaks of is a different animal. This fertilizer could be rabbitshit for all we know. The "lizer" part could mean some kind of neuro catylist with systic thromboloids changing the ionic departiculosis of the kitty litter.

Installing a disgronificator valve on your water hose should take care of the problem.

Al,

Did you just fertilize me? I feel kind of dirty...

Regards,
Martin

 

[Smoke]

Lets say "dusted".....

 

[marc206]

Epic reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was speaking of "fertilize". It is well known in the bonsai world that fertilize is always a mixture of bullshit and sarcasim.

This "fertilizer" that October speaks of is a different animal. This fertilizer could be rabbitshit for all we know. The "lizer" part could mean some kind of neuro catylist with systic thromboloids changing the ionic departiculosis of the kitty litter.

Installing a disgronificator valve on your water hose should take care of the problem.

OMG funniest reply ever.