The problem with collecting pitch pines of any size is they send out very long roots when they are growing in sand. This makes it very hard to collect them without killing them. It's the reason I collect 1 year old seedlings when I do collect them and grow them out.
If you want to try, it will be a couple year project. Leave it until next spring. Then in March or April, take a shovel and trench around the whole tree about a foot away. Hopefully this will prompt the tree to make new roots closer to the trunk. In spring 2024, you can try to collect it.
Of course make sure you have permission to collect it.
I feel your pain though. Most everything around here grows very straight and uninteresting. We just don't have the environment that promotes curvy trunks